Thursday, April 05, 2007

CRAZY EYE

She's got it:
He's got it:

WHY YOU USE FLASH?!!

Friday, March 23, 2007

BEEDY AND GWEEDY, SITTING IN A...



Uh...soiled duvet cover?

They are still very much in love...

(I should really get a decent camera if I'm going to go around posting cat pictures.)

...well, I think she's a little bit over it since she's been spayed.


Please appreciate his giant horse head:

...and her tiny feets.

SPREENG HAS SPRUNG


...and so has Guido:

She rips up all the cat grass. No one knows why.

Is this a look of: a) pure love, or b) he is gonna kill me in my sleep...?

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

IT IS VERY HARD TO GET A GOOD PICTURE OF BEEKER PT. II

He won't...


Hold...

(Oops, that's Joe!)

Still...


...still.

IN FLAGRANTE DE GUIDO

Beaker, dude.
"Jailbait...long wait".

I know, you thought she was 18, but that's no excuse...
...and you! Stop winking at him...!

BEEKER ON TELEVISION


Beedy sez: f*ck this rabbit ears sh*t...let's get cable.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

BEADY'S BALLOON

Beady isn't even 1 yet, old enough to be snipped, but too young to have a catnip-rolling party. So instead, he ganked my birthday balloon.I'd heard about this sort of thing before. Our friend's cat absconded with her balloon, too, and carried it everywhere until it popped. Cranky's cat, MeowMeow, is only interested in the ribbon, which he severs with his fangs to watch the balloon go bye-bye. That's how last year's balloon ended up on the ceiling, where it remained for half of 2006, until it drifted down within reach.

Beeker is also mostly interested in trying to eat the ribbon, which he proceeded to chomp until I took it away from him, because Tom Kenny (the cat) has had two operations to remove string, ribbon, pieces of the floor, etc. from where it was wound around his intestines. So we here at G(A)K cannot endorse allowing your cat to huff helium and snort ribbon unsupervised.


Isn't he ferocious. I mean, cute.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

NEW SCRATCHER FOR X-MAKKAH?

I guess they'll be getting one under the tree. That is, if I manage to have a tree without them destroying it utterly in 2.5 seconds flat.

This is what the scratcher looked like about a year ago:

This is it shortly A.B. (After Beady):

And here it is now:

Monday, December 11, 2006

KEETEN UPDATE

Meet Schmoopie "Guido" Moo Shu Falkenstein.

All I can say is, if you ever think about flying, last-minute, with a feral kitten, don't.

But who could resist this face...?

It puts the kitten in the basket...


At least she's not so wild anymore. Although she did poop on the flight to Dallas, and everyone thought it was me. And, by their dirty looks, that I shot JFK. Also J.R.

But with a face like that, Guido was worth all the accusatory stares.

What are you, a clown?! - My mom


Now Beedy has a girlfriend-!



Fortunately, he's fixed.

IDDY NOT NOTICING THE KITTEN

Click for maximum smut-!*


Maybe 'cuz he's:
a) old
b) blind
c) totally oblivious
d) thinks my bathroom is filthy
e) b and d

*on the floor.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

BEEDY IS HUGE

And if you don't believe me, here I am for scale:
B is alarmed both by the size and the asymmetry of his owner's nostrils.


Just look at the size of his feetz!