BALL MITZVAH

This little guy has grown so fast, I can't believe it's his Ball Mitzvah. Already! My son is a grown-assed man-!

[Beady] Hava, noballahs, hava, noballahs, hava, noball-ahs venis'mecha.

(Just pretend he is wearing a yarmulke, OK?)


He would rather hang himself than speak to his own mother, at this point.

...and the reason why:

Beady's pre- and post-op boys.

Fortunately for you, only my my shitty camera phone is working at this point. So you don't get too too much detail.

...



He's completely shaved!

Uh...sorry.

But do you have any idea how hard it is to get a good shaved cat ball picture with only one free hand...?

You don't...?

Good.


Yeah, you better hide.